Sex and the Single Panda: The Revolting Pursuit of Love in the Animal Kingdom

"Love isn't always easy, and sometimes, it's downright messy. Does she throw rocks at you like a capuchin monkey or gnaw your head off during sex like a praying mantis? Don't worry, that just means she's into you. Does he balloon up like a frigatebird orshower you with dung like a hippo? Don't fret! He's only trying to show you he cares. Through this series of extraordinary dating profiles, discover the intricate, absurd, and often downright disgusting mating habits of the animal kingdom. With the aid of helpful infographics, guides, and more, you'll discover that animals aren't afraid to put themselves out there, and they definitely aren't afraid to get filthy"--
All about the absurdities of animal courtship, Sex and the Single Panda: The Revolting Pursuit of Love in the Animal Kingdom is an illustrated humor book detailing the factual—and often disgusting—mating habits of a wide variety of animals gone wild—from big beasts to wee beasties.Through a series of funny dating profiles, find out more about the unbelievably weird mating habits of a variety of bachelors, bachelorettes, and gender non-binary bachelorx, from capuchin monkeys and praying mantises to hyenas and hippos. Raunchy, yet informational, and packed with helpful infographics, guides, and more, this is a laugh-out-loud delight for animal lovers and comedy fans alike.HILARIOUS YET EDUCATIONAL: The author's bitingly funny, wildly imaginative dating personas of a wide variety of animals includes factual explanations of their oft-astounding mating habits.AS FUNNY AS IT IS GROSS: This R-rated yet informational book will make a laugh-out-loud gift for animal lovers and comedy fans everywhere.GREAT BIRTHDAY OR GALENTINE'S GIFT: Whimsical and witty yet informative, Sex and the Single Panda makes a great gift for any animal lover, science lover, or comedy enthusiast.Perfect for: Animal lovers, Humor fans, Anyone who has dated or mated, Valentine's Day and gag gift shoppers, Fans of The Bachelor and its spin-offs